Federation Starbase 23 - Klingon Stories

Alien Technology

By Captain Krenn





The Story


Transcript from a Federation frigate captured by the Romulans

     
Romulan Science Officer:   Disgusting!
     
Romulan Captain:   What?
     
Romulan Science Officer:   Well its not a drinking fountain. The water tastes terrible!
     
Romulan Captain:   What's the handle for?
*flush*
     
Romulan Science Officer:   *tastes water again*
Much better, it also doesn’t have that yellow color anymore.
     
Romulan Captain:   Maybe its for cleaning instead of drinking.
*flush*
*gurgling sound and backwashes*
     
Romulan Science Officer:   Now it's worse!
     
Romulan Captain:   Let me try again.
*flush*
*Brown water begins to spill over the edge*
It’s a trap!
*pull pistol and shoots; brown water covers both Romulans*
     
Romulan Science Officer:   That was smart…
     
Romulan Captain:   Shut up.

END